Bradley James at Soccer Six in London on May 20th, 2012. Picture taken by me.
Can I please have a Merlin jacket? Please?
Life sucks.
Now I understand why everyone’s checking out early.
The Three Days Rule
- Ted: Barney, the three days rule is insane. I mean, who even came up with that?
- Barney: Jesus.
- Marshall: Barney, don't do this, not with Jesus.
- Barney: Seriously, Jesus started the whole wait three days thing. He waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect. If he'd have only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard that he died. They'd be all "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday." and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude." And then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle. And then the dude would be like "Uh, okay. Whatever you say, bro."
- Robin: Wow, ancient dialogue sounds so stilted now.
- Barney: And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday! Everybody's busy! Doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' their beards. Nooo. He waits the exact right number of days: Three.
- Ted: Okay, I promise, I'll wait three days just please stop talking.
- Barney: ...
- Barney: Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already. They're all in there "Oh nooo. Jesus is dead."
- Then BAM he bursts through the back door. Runs up the aisle. Everyone's totally psyched. And FYI, that's when he invented the high five.
- Three days Ted. We wait three days to call a woman because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.
- Ted:
- Marshall:
- Robin:
- Barney: True story.
his name is Ba-Zinga. XD
there’s gotta be a number for heaven.
Johnny boy, you are incredible.
THEY KNOW.
D:
THIS IS HORRIFYING.
oh my goodness. I was looking for this for days. at last, I found it. and it was worth every 47-48 minutes.
